Fishing
It is not a fish until it is on the bank.
All good fishermen stay young until they die, for fishing is the only dream of youth that doth not grow stale with age.
You can always tell a fisherman,but you can't tell him much.
There is no use in your walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home.
The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.
I never lost a little fish - yes, I am free to say It always was the biggest fish I caught that got away.
Wit and Wisdom of Fishing: Funny Lines and Fishy Advice
Louis Bignami, Robert Jones, William Rooney, Joel Vance (Contributors)