Quotations
Guess who:
I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
- Is your husband religious?
- Oh yes. He thinks he's God Almighty.
Wagner has some wonderful moments but awful quarter-hours.
A classic is a book that everybody is assumed to have read and often think they have.
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
You need The Funniest Thing You Never Said: The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations by Rosemarie Jarski (ed)
Answers: Joan Rivers / Mark Twain / Mrs David Frost / Rossini / Alan Bennett /
Philip Larkin / Douglas Adams
