Quotations continued
With apologies to Martin Luther:
"Whoever drinks wine, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters heaven! Thus, let us drink wine!"
In Martin Luther's version it was beer and not wine - but the substitution suited me and I am sure that anyone responsible for such a sentiment would forgive me.
It is marvellous how much can be said in so few words. Get yourself a book of quotations and enjoy other people's wit; especially useful if, like me, you don't have that gift yourself.